usher and adam levine checking out shakira’s ass
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
Gerard and Milan Pique
Obviously all these people are here to meet me, not you two.
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
"This will be my last season at Barcelona. Next year I move to England. I’m going to play where football was born." [o globo]
We lost yesterday because our defense /still/ sucks. You can’t win against big teams (not small liga teams) with really average signings. We needed worldclass denfesers and instead we signed two dudes in their 30’s so this is as always our board’s fault
Madrid’s defense is a joke
pique just can’t win lmao he posted a picture *gasp* of him and shakira *gasp* in mexico from over the summer *gasp* and now all these barca fans are like “why are you in mexico and not training for psg, waka waka, you’re so lazy, etc.” and then he tweeted *gasp* about the catalan president being on tv *gasp*and now spain nt fans are like “you shouldn’t play for spain blah blah blah”
saskdsgdf you gotta love this omg “I don’t think she’s a gold digger because she owns a very expensive piece of real state in london” froM HER EX HUSBAN YEAH THE ONE WHO FOUND OUT SHE WAS ON VACATIONS WITH CESC WHILE STILL MARRIED TO HIM??
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
CAN WE ALL TAKE A FUCKING MOMENT? BYE.