OMG Ana Maria then it’s true and Michael is half fish!!!!!!!!

So this means he has no penis

that explains the tight speedos 

fuck

yeah i dont think so :)

omfg I’m gonna name it.

 #Ana i think its gotten you and you’re officially MP poised #no more i’ll get over it next week

Oh yeah I realized that 3 days ago /You don’t wanna see my youtube history/ The feels are here to stay

Same here onDemand has a load of MP 08 and 12’ olympic videos and I’ve been replaying day in day out. Its just everything about him, the way that he expresses himself his laughter and the way he dangles his hands when he gets nervous in interviews…Oh jesus i think I’m taking this obsession tooooo far!!! send help

asdfgh come to colombia, let’s fangirl together omg, I feel the same way, you don’t  understand, his voice kills me, his laugh, I just go through his tag while making dying whale noises and saying “no no NOPE NO, FUCK YOU” what’s wroNG WITH ME

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